prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

positive-memes:

Blessed content

chiaroscurious:

official-andy-warhol:

dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch” 

dorian, completely serious over a glass of wine, hand trembling: this painting is the literal decay of my soul. this painting is all my sinful anguish and moral depravity

literally anyone who knew him longer than 5 minutes:

unit196:

being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

jumpedoverthemoon:

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

coolxatu:

whaleinwhite:

youmattered:

comfydummy:

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

it-a:

persitentmanlyagitation:

chefpyro:

oh

wait

i am tired and i will never be free

mhalachai:

when you are very small and the world is very large